Ace of Diamonds: banished-spaceroyal: space-slick: You glare at the communications...

banished-spaceroyal:

space-slick:

You glare at the communications monitor as Her face fills it, grinding your teeth as you listen to her sultry voice, feeling like you were about to pop a blood vessel when you saw that she was still wearing your ring.

You could still remember the…

Now that Deuce was back on the ship, was trapped in this situation, too. Honestly, the little guy wasn’t sure what was going on at first, but, of course, he recognized that voice and all. The Boss’s girl. Well, kinda. Not anymore, since she went and stabbed them all in the back. Even this little guy could be angry about that. As Boxcars was shoved out of the way and the arsenal was unleashed, the Dersite scurried over to the Captain, bull penis cane and C4 already at the ready, though the C4 was thankfully unlit.

Whaddya orders, boss?

Try to arouse my character!

(Source: johnegbertsprite)

Anyone know how to post as your second blog, using that avatar and stuff?

Well, you’re not really sure this is a good idea, but it was a dare. You drink the entire bottle of scope, pausing momentarily, before vomitting everywhere. Oh dear. Being a woman really didn’t make this experience better.

Why would either be important? Niether. They’d be so awkward when running or fighting!

Oh dear. This is rather unfortunate. He seems to have become a woman. This is problematic.

Free For All Friday

trickyannihilation:

Send me anything your twisted hearts desire:

• Commands
• Magic Anons
• FMKs
• This or that
• Truth or Dares
• Pick up lines
• Creepy compliments
• Elaborate death scenarios
• Pretty much anything goes!

(Source: meddlingfashionista)

Dear lord I’ve been gone awhile. I’m back, ya’ll. Sorry about that.

demitto:

Wow, giveaway, this is intense. I will make a shirt like the above for you (except without terrible image quality). You have some free reign with it, though!

• Black or white shirt (in whatever size and design you want. Remember: I live in Australia, so I won’t be able to buy American Apparel or whatever other brands you may know. Sorry!)
• Any god tier or troll symbol.
• Text colour of your choice.
• Whatever “Keep Calm and Carry On” parody text you want. (It should fit on five lines unless you want it smaller than in the picture.)
• I’ll put the text/symbol higher up on your shirt unless you like it like mine? (It looks kind of funny to me!)
• Optional: cat hair all over your shirt. I will leave the shirt on my bed for the cats to curl up on. I’m not even kidding.

Super duper important rules:

• You can reblog and like once each! That means you get two entries.
• No need to be following me.
• I’ll contact you through your ask box, so you need it open!
• If you live in Australia (or somewhere close), I’ll pay for shipping. If you live in the USA or some other place, I’d prefer if you did.
• You need to be comfortable with giving me your address.
• If you don’t reply within 24 hours, I’ll cry a bit and pick a new winner.
• Ends March 4th, so that’s two weeks!

(I don’t know how to end this post. :3)